![]() 12/26/2018 at 17:37 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
He was sitting in the right lane doing under the speed limit, so I gave him a dose of my brights. I shouldn’t have done it. It’s an epidemic on this road and my patience has run out.
I ended up passing him on the left, and at the next roundabout while I was stopped, he rammed his Pathfinder into my MR2. I was shocked, all I could do was stare at him while he and his fat wife yelled at me with the windows up.
There’s damage. It’s not too bad. It probably won’t get fixed. I went to the police, they didn’t really care. I could get insurance involved, it probably isn’t worth it.
Merry Christmas ya’ll
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Next time, Shoot him
It’s the #MurricanWay
![]() 12/26/2018 at 17:45 |
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and the dents.... were rackin up... on christmas day *lalaaaalalalaalaaaaa*
merry christmas mate
![]() 12/26/2018 at 17:49 |
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What happened after they hit your car? You should’ve called 911 at that point. If they rammed your car and drove off, that’s a hit and run.
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Hmm that is unfortunate.
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Are you seriou s ? What did you do? Just drive away?
I would probably have gone mental.. and be in prison now..
So congrats, I guess!
Merry Christmas
![]() 12/26/2018 at 17:53 |
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I got “bumped” by a guy years ago - kind of the opposite situation - he was cutting through traffic and had already weaved in front of me once when he got stuck in the other lane and I made it more difficult than I needed to to let him get back into my lane in front of me. Just some older guy and I couldn’t get the plate... Turn the other cheek... If they are comfortable bashing into you basically out of the blue then they likely have very unhappy lives.
![]() 12/26/2018 at 17:59 |
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This is why I generally let morons be morons...yes, it’s inconvenient but engaging with them is usually even more inconvenient.
And yes occasionally even I’m a moron.
Mind you...the number of c ity folk that don’t realise that a 20 yr old diesel ute not only doesn’t take off like a scalded cat but also comes to a near stop in the shift from first to second which causes them to nearly kiss my arse and then think it’s my fault is amazing...
![]() 12/26/2018 at 18:02 |
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#Murrican Way is generally frowned upon in Melbourne...
![]() 12/26/2018 at 18:04 |
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More reason for dashcams. Then you can let the internet find justice.
![]() 12/26/2018 at 18:09 |
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Ok, I don’t know use a Boomerang, A Knoife or Cricket bat or something.
Improvise. Adapt.Overcome.
![]() 12/26/2018 at 18:11 |
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Auto accidents/confrontations tend to stun people, pragmatic decisions do not come easily.
![]() 12/26/2018 at 18:13 |
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Wrong, enough of the internet will brand him and an instigating tailgater of evil, who intimidated the large fat-fuck mobile with his deadly high beams, coupled with a reckless attempt to pass on the left (gasp).
![]() 12/26/2018 at 18:13 |
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Yes, and I fully agree with you, but my usual instinct when my car comes in contact with anything is to call police or 911.
![]() 12/26/2018 at 18:14 |
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unless you’re a gangster
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I’d think if you contacted your insurance company and told them its a hit and run and that you have his license plate (do you have that?) they will probably do the hard work of making his life shitty for you.
![]() 12/26/2018 at 18:21 |
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And stoop to their level? That’s a race to the bottom that a) no-one will win and b) will mean you are even more inconvenienced in your day...
![]() 12/26/2018 at 18:21 |
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I’m sure his instinct was to just get the fuck out of there.
![]() 12/26/2018 at 18:21 |
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...most of whom are dead, in jail or dead in jail.
![]() 12/26/2018 at 18:24 |
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Put one of these in the window, they were originally created to stop people from intentionally ramming other cars.
![]() 12/26/2018 at 18:31 |
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minor detail, but if the Lawyer X (i could be wrong but i think it’s Nicola Gobbo) saga is anything to go by maybe a lot won’t be in jail for much longer, and will probably get a golden handshake on the way out courtesy of us taxpayers.
![]() 12/26/2018 at 18:35 |
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That does sound like a youtube comment section. But it would put the guy’s vehicle and maybe identity out there, which can be fun and useful.
![]() 12/26/2018 at 18:51 |
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It’s an MR2 lol, ain’t no baby on board
![]() 12/26/2018 at 18:52 |
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I do have the license plate. But as far as getting my own car repaired, I just don’t think it’s worth the effort. And how much shittier can they make his life?
![]() 12/26/2018 at 18:53 |
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:(
This world mang
![]() 12/26/2018 at 18:53 |
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And I’ll just live with the marks to my poor MR2's driver’s side
![]() 12/26/2018 at 18:54 |
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He took off, I got his plate, went to the police station, they best they cared to do was get his details so we could let insurance handle it.
Yes, hit and run. But if the cops don’t care, what do?
![]() 12/26/2018 at 18:57 |
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He's Aussie, so it's like us passing on the right.
![]() 12/26/2018 at 18:59 |
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... Uh oh
![]() 12/26/2018 at 19:08 |
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Hopefully the other car has enough da mage to make him think twice next time.
![]() 12/26/2018 at 19:11 |
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Eh. It’s an old pathfinder and he hit me with the corner. It was probably all bumper. It was probably already fucked.
![]() 12/26/2018 at 19:43 |
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As much as God damned possible.
![]() 12/26/2018 at 19:44 |
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Unless the mr2 IS your baby...
![]() 12/26/2018 at 19:48 |
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I mean they can make his insurance pay and then he’ll probably have to pay a fortune to get insured in the future (if anyone will insure him...I don’t know how it works there though) , and quiet long-term revenge feels almost as good as immediate revenge.
![]() 12/26/2018 at 19:57 |
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Yep, it stinks, but if you pursue it he might decide to really get even.
Get him out of your life. This is really not worth your time.
![]() 12/26/2018 at 19:58 |
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Sad to hear the police in other countries are just as useless as they are in the States. Someone puts a bullet in my car? Cops laugh . Tenant in my house chokes out his girlfriend, leaving marks that could be seen from a mile away ? Cops arrive 40 minutes after the 911 call then take him to his mom’s house, not even a warning. Mind you, he was already on feckin probation for abusing that same woman .
Same adult tenant catfishes teenage girls and collects child porn? Guess they have better things to do. Other te nant steals my TV and deals drugs out of my property ? Cops side with the tenant.
I'm pretty sure reports of hit and runs go straight into the refuse bin. *sigh*
![]() 12/26/2018 at 21:01 |
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Right?! The cop offered to share our details. I pressed him and he said he’d have to give them to each of us, he couldn’t just share details one way.
I don’t want this guy knowing my details. Any of them.
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Sorry. Guess there's plenty of sketch down under as well.
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This is actually the best way to get back at morons...by inconveniencing them. Justice by micromanagement is the most frustrating justice of all...but glorious for the dispenser because it requires you to do almost nothing.
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I’ve been waiting for someone to punch a hole in their front bumper with the hitch on the back of my truck. It too basically stops between 1st and 2nd, and no one is ever ready for it, it’s pretty hilarious.
![]() 12/26/2018 at 23:24 |
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Over two decades ago, an impatient bloke pulled up really close behind my Lada Niva at uphill stop lights. Lights changed and I took off. Mid intersection I started to shifted up and was then punched from behind by Old Mate...but I already had 2nd and dropped the clutch and gassed up .
What I didn’t realise was that he’d impaled his Hyundai on the hitch, all the way into the Ni va’s bumper.
The Niva tore the face of that Hyundai quite roughly off...
![]() 12/27/2018 at 02:17 |
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Ha, I just had that happen with my 20 year old 100 or so HP Ford Ranger. Was just pulling away from the light, and I notice guy behind me in a newer truck coming up on me real fast in my rearview. He then waved his hands at me like WTF? It took me a moment to figure out what you described had occurred . The leisurely 1-2 shift of a slow truck which I am trying to nurse on or beyond a quarter million miles.
I have become my own grandfather. Get off my lawn fast drivers!!
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Long live the leisurely 1-2 shift!!
![]() 12/27/2018 at 09:43 |
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This. And at least see what they do.
It’s possible the guy has insurance and it might get more expensive for him if your insurance does some digging and gets in contact with his.